The Hunt for Capitalism and Chupacabras

Obscurium - 01/ABR/2023

To facilitate the joining of Atlia and Obscurium, former President Zar Antonov was appointed to the position of Ambassador to Ernst Thälmann. Under the guise of this position, he will be continuing his aforementioned hunt for the ever mysterious Chupacabra, who is rumored to inhabit the island and terroritze its local population of Fiercley Socialist East German Iguanas. “It is quite clear that the Chupacabra is yet another instrument used by the capitalist and reactionary fascists in the accursed west to sabotage our Island territory, whose GDP was projected to overtake that of the Ukrainian SSR by 2189! In light of our magnificent economic achievements, the counterrevolutionary and imperialist forces can’t stand the same of being outdone is such a manner and are thereofore resorting to the most disgraceful tactics they could possibly imagine!” the Glorious Leader of Enrst Thälmann Island was quoted as saying.

Both Ambassador Antonov and the local government are therefore certain that the foiling of the Capitalist Chupacrabra plot, using highly sophisticated anti-Cupacabra technologies, from the lost city of Gerominia, will prove to the the final nail in the coffin of capitalism, leading to the dissolution of the Kingdom of Denmark and the long awaited victory of the Mao Zedong thought.

Courtesy from the Obscure Herald . Image by Zar Antonov.